CalExotics Optimum Power Masturball

Developed by CalExotic, the Optimum Power Masturball looks as if it's a military defense device from Star Wars. It's sleek, black, and spherical. When I touched the power button, I was half convinced it was going levitate and start shooting laser beams.

Upon first glance, the Masturball looks nothing like a sex toy. It simply looks like a distant cousin to a Magic 8-Ball. Then I unscrewed the top and the bottom of the sphere, and it became clear what I was supposed to do.